Dear Santa,
I know you've probably already spent at least $100.00 on my Christmas presents, but all I want is a slightly crumpled sheet of paper towel. Really, don't go to all the trouble of ordering special toys online or tackling the throngs of shoppers at the mall. Paper towels. That's it. I swear I'll be good.
Love,
Olivia
Dear Santa,
Please bring us a refund... and booze.
Love,
Alicia & Frank
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